Like, you know, I was always the weird oneTumblr (3.0; @blasfemis)http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9z4y0yan1qdlh1io1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/51079765784http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/51079765784Wed, 22 May 2013 13:25:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24006fa2bd122743d7f60300323ec43b/tumblr_mmuew9UoWu1qgzd0ao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d4326d18fa5515b2eb1beaf48a600cb/tumblr_mmuew9UoWu1qgzd0ao2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://death-by-lulz.tumblr.com/post/51042712517/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" class="tumblr_blog">death-by-lulz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/51078542858http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/51078542858Wed, 22 May 2013 13:03:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7401e2df8e6ac342221a819e2af27bd/tumblr_mlhn7yWzZi1r7ksqyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/51078426643http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/51078426643Wed, 22 May 2013 13:01:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/017440744b449614d56bf28cec8cd02a/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d7ed7ff86d3dec4254db02330110e38/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb5dd9cb54ac5e39cf420591381d2ada/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d50e7d4da156e48c3e96e3e464cfd08d/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57db3654c19e2eb57baa848a4ebd06d5/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/post/51045578840/see-more" class="tumblr_blog">epic-humor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/">see more</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/51077100165http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/51077100165Wed, 22 May 2013 12:37:15 -0400Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet <br /> Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here<br /> Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened <br /> Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies<br /> Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder <br /> Me: I can get out of a box buried underground <br /> Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there <br /> Me: <br /> Me: I also ship destiel http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/51076375584http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/51076375584Wed, 22 May 2013 12:23:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ab072d8f7d4a8aa520540103061b5b7/tumblr_mn0xkgtNnv1r7ksqyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/51076270871http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/51076270871Wed, 22 May 2013 12:21:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3302b64019f223dfdecb404007364205/tumblr_mmihb05f2f1r155s9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/51076208071http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/51076208071Wed, 22 May 2013 12:20:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b041ce638b7dc544b4987cf42766684/tumblr_mmz77qiy581s7wneso1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd1e293d30598c805b739ac93ec66690/tumblr_mmz77qiy581s7wneso3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c2035c213c7a168b48dbf12d4394e19/tumblr_mmz77qiy581s7wneso2_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50899164465http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50899164465Mon, 20 May 2013 06:47:27 -0400<p><a href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/50897652839" class="tumblr_blog">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ju5t4n3rd.tumblr.com/post/50177041087/thepioden-hair-old-styles-harrystyies">ju5t4n3rd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepioden.tumblr.com/post/50172491749">thepioden</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hair-old-styles.tumblr.com/post/50082998086/harrystyies-what-if-oxygen-is-poisonous-and-it">hair-old-styles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harrystyies.tumblr.com/post/49626233354">harrystyies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?</span></p> </blockquote> <p>My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually</p> </blockquote> <div>Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire</div> <div><em>very very slowly</em>.</div> </blockquote> <p>gdi now i dont want to breathe</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1f4cabce56e543258e5220c42b0a1c2c/tumblr_inline_mn3d5vydft1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p></blockquote>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50899040646http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50899040646Mon, 20 May 2013 06:43:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohharvelle.tumblr.com/post/41540680323/do-i-watch-a-new-show-rewatch-another-show">ohharvelle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do i</p> <ul><li>watch a new show</li> <li>rewatch another show</li> <li>watch a movie</li> <li>read a book</li> <li>or read fanfiction</li> </ul><p>my life choices are so difficult</p> </blockquote>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50864363557http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50864363557Sun, 19 May 2013 20:01:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/035bc42e522a0f5ee6bbcd13f0518946/tumblr_mmxpaamr5P1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50862172670http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50862172670Sun, 19 May 2013 19:32:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a908cb94f1a50fe1ad8a05499adc3111/tumblr_mhq13c7Qwq1rhi0rbo1_250.png"/><br/><br/>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50834314589http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50834314589Sun, 19 May 2013 13:41:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/598cb4bd5c6109873c96d92b96d6649f/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d53fc34aa9a70f5f49d2836e71a84a1/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8df98df3a4c9848fb46211cac2be64b/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9dca7e603231fea84466cf8df6db57d5/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/81969c609166ef31e1756b4985e7a047/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b29c748c8d89fde58f1a4defac5f12b9/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/106c285e96a2dc6fec19b57d32bef66d/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4595072973e00a4a73e28cf79200bf5e/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd5ce71dcd1d418097b17ae3294e28fc/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ifreakinglovetheriddler.tumblr.com/post/48533661157/priscila-rivera-wow">ifreakinglovetheriddler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://priscila-rivera.tumblr.com/post/48494840274/wow">priscila-rivera</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WOW</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f026fe2c2c51e3fc13e6b299ff9d07ff/tumblr_inline_mlm5m9FEyM1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50833857539http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50833857539Sun, 19 May 2013 13:35:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3f648d235c7e67c9836a64d451127ae/tumblr_mk6omoQsjD1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50820987920/niknak79-talk-about-embarrassing-baby-pictures" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/46193731358/talk-about-embarrassing-baby-pictures">niknak79</a>:</p> <p>Talk about embarrassing baby pictures..</p></blockquote>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50833450245http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50833450245Sun, 19 May 2013 13:29:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/279f4a2c1b111e900b6cf903bdc83912/tumblr_ml8hvnPs1g1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50825515217http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50825515217Sun, 19 May 2013 11:40:44 -0400<p><a href="http://poopflow.tumblr.com/post/50789078269" class="tumblr_blog">poopflow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>seein a hot girl and being like </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/da0824ce55ae25a278a661fc3266c2d9/tumblr_inline_mn144woen01qz4rgp.png" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50822855790http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50822855790Sun, 19 May 2013 11:00:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f9a3e0b9b0a6176bd3ae9eef14da622/tumblr_mmybn20T181qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50820395707http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50820395707Sun, 19 May 2013 10:20:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e777e4ecd79f321ea4a86f1bcea9c313/tumblr_mmvtvqKwDm1qahhxwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sofapizza.me/post/50582007428/fuck-da-police" class="tumblr_blog">sofapizza</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>fuck da police</p></blockquote>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50599271729http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50599271729Thu, 16 May 2013 16:54:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/90283562818a61095a2955790609fe72/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/511b75d821119b970613f4cfedb8511d/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56461bf843fcd2249bda1ad7ea73af08/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/daac2932d4c38d36dfd4210479c28ea0/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6deb2b1b00e67efd92cf1362c49779dc/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d30ecef39cf466f7d5ce68decc2ee3e/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ecdfb6ddd52094c460ea5247b81f1003/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dde7a671501988aa7e82209680a6c673/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84fbea234edaec4a593a07e90204e858/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f920c588e539b499cdc6b9bbe1df6bc6/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50589230060/9-cats-taking-selfies" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>9 Cats Taking Selfies</strong></p></blockquote>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50596770875http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50596770875Thu, 16 May 2013 16:18:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/014d76b31d8a916fb87f0beb212f84f4/tumblr_mmptgpAoOn1rcgpm7o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/941081961edfaf9921e0db43a1d21d32/tumblr_mmptgpAoOn1rcgpm7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50438082181http://blasfemis.tumblr.com/post/50438082181Tue, 14 May 2013 15:49:47 -0400