heyfunniest: ju5t4n3rd: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just...
ohharvelle: do i watch a new show rewatch another show watch a movie read a book or read fanfiction my life choices are so difficult
poopflow: seein a hot girl and being like
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
overtheunderpass: “are you on your period” why yes, i am bleeding today would you like to join me
oomshi: cayleeanthonysmom: oomshi: My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success my life goal is to sneeze with out farting I think we’re on two different paths in life
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lulz-time: wallygraysonwest: my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
that one person that everybody likes but you fucking hate
50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
galaxys666: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES (•_•) <) )╯ / \ ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ( •_•) \( (> / \ ALL THE SINGLE LADIES (•_•) <) )╯ / \ ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ( •_•) \( (> / \
dampsandwich: how gross would it be if girls pooped
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
shavingryansprivates: you ever have one of those stretches so good you nearly die
It's Always The Quiet Ones: Everyone has six... →
Your real name: Casey your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal): Black [none] your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Rose Willow your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle) Knuro superhero name (color of…
empressoflions: abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. This post is actually so true.