May 2013
53 posts
heyfunniest:
ju5t4n3rd:
thepioden:
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just...
ohharvelle:
do i
watch a new show
rewatch another show
watch a movie
read a book
or read fanfiction
my life choices are so difficult
poopflow:
seein a hot girl and being like
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
overtheunderpass:
“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
oomshi:
cayleeanthonysmom:
oomshi:
My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success
my life goal is to sneeze with out farting
I think we’re on two different paths in life
my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk →
lulz-time:
wallygraysonwest:
my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
that one person that everybody likes
but you fucking hate
50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
renlybaratheeon:
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
galaxys666:
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES (•_•) <) )╯ / \ ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ( •_•) \( (> / \ ALL THE SINGLE LADIES (•_•) <) )╯ / \ ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ( •_•) \( (> / \
dampsandwich:
how gross would it be if girls pooped
bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
fatkidinmath:
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
shavingryansprivates:
you ever have one of those stretches so good you nearly die
It's Always The Quiet Ones: Everyone has six... →
Your real name: Casey
your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal): Black [none]
your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Rose Willow
your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle) Knuro
superhero name (color of…
empressoflions:
abbysetcetera:
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
This post is actually so true.
